116: Internet Booze with Mark Normand | Soder Podcast | EP 114
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Dan Soder
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🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour is starting back up in February. February 13th, we kick |
| 0:05.5 | back off in Orlando, but we're coming to Tampa, Buffalo, New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Dallas, |
| 0:13.3 | Houston, Oklahoma City. The list goes on and on. Go to Dan Soder.com and see all announced dates. |
| 0:19.6 | All dates are up and the tickets are on sale. |
| 0:22.3 | Go buy tickets right now. |
| 0:23.4 | I really appreciate it. |
| 0:24.6 | And I hope you're doing okay. |
| 0:31.2 | I think we'll go comedy first half and then I really want to talk about McDaniel. |
| 0:36.9 | McDaniel? |
| 0:37.7 | My buddy... |
| 0:38.2 | Oh, the dolphin. |
| 0:39.8 | The former dolphin. |
| 0:40.9 | Oh, sorry. |
| 0:41.6 | Now he's a porpoise. |
| 0:42.9 | You know, a little longer has a porpoise. |
| 0:46.1 | Out of all the comics that we came up with, |
| 0:49.4 | you have consistently done the funniest shit in late night situations. Oh, hey, thanks. |
| 0:56.8 | No one else were friends with would ever do. I'm Kevin Hart, closing to set with I'm |
| 1:02.1 | Kevin Hart. Sure. The wiping your. The Conan tie. Was he mad about that? He didn't love it because |
| 1:07.8 | his mic was on his tie. So he was like, what are you doing? This could ruin the the whole show but i had to do it i just got like a weird did he calm down yeah he was |
| 1:16.3 | cool it wasn't the end of the world but uh i asked to do his pod and he was like we're good so |
| 1:20.9 | i can't get on there either oh really okay okay okay no i think it's level of fame okay okay okay |
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