117. The Adventures Of Chalmsberry Grib

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Mark Twain's mummified corpse spins somewhere in a shallow grave fulla dirt n worms heh heh yeah you better BELIEVE. Chalmsberry Grib could palm Tom Sawyer like a basketball and dunk that skull until it was CHUNKS. Yeah, Chalmsberry Grib, you tricky tot, tell us: where did you come from? Hour 22 of the 522 Hour Story Fund-a-thon Donations Honest (www.patreon.com/tsmbt) Liturgical Reading: “The Adventures of Chalmsberry Grib” The Fund-a-thon Continues Stop what you're doing and CHUNK DOWN on our first ever book of poetry, fresh fresh. Over 70 psalms to delight thee, and illustrations gooey enough to clog a windpipe. We set our site to redirect to the curséd Amazon page, lo www.thestorymustbetold.com Merch for Aunt Plusies: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt Patreon for Disemstoried Souls: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Welcome back. We are at hour 22 of our 522-hour story fundathon. I am sloshed on daytime ProCroa. My skin is ice, my tongue is fire, and every third caller gets a tote.
0:37.8	We just got another $5.22
0:41.3	premium grease class patron.
0:44.6	After enjoying hours of free extremely niche content,
0:48.4	she decided to default on her student loans
0:51.6	so she might give her hard-earned cheddar to the story.
0:55.5	www. www.p.com slash T-Smbt.
0:58.9	All right, let's give her a round of applause.
1:01.8	And we've had calls like that all day and so much more.
1:05.9	We caught up with all the dogs from the story down at Lil Roscoe Pet Cemetery.
1:10.4	Cardinal Larson showed us how to gut a fish,
1:13.1	and A-list celebrity congregant Carrie Elwis read a stirring rendition of Yuck-Yuck-Yuck in my mouth for a dollar.
1:21.4	We have another donor.
1:23.8	They made a point of saying they only like the stories
1:26.7	and not any of the surrounding church framework.
1:31.7	And you know what?
1:33.7	They're allowed to say that because they gave us some sticky cheddar.
1:38.7	Could you imagine complaining about something you get for free?
1:43.5	Well, you'd have to be a real pervert.
1:47.7	Um, hold on. He's still on the phone.
1:50.7	Yeah, yeah, I'll ask. Please, just stop shouting at this, sir. Please.
1:54.9	Visit patreon.com slash T-SMBT to make sure amazing, free content. content like the story must be told sticks around.
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