4.8 • 617 Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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A man in fear of 'Rona living at a Chicago airport, Joe Exotic is toast, a gas station is robbed of Mentos, A Boogie Wit da Hoodie has bad toilet issues, and the coppers bust Myrtle Beach live porno shows.
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*Recorded 01.20.2021 5:47pm PT*
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0:00.0 | What's up, Daddy? Today on the program, a guy was caught living in the airport to hide from COVID. |
0:08.4 | Joe Exotic is destined to rot in prison after not getting a presidential pardon. |
0:12.8 | We investigate a Mentos crime. A boogie with a hoodie blows up some toilets with nasty diarrhea and a hot couple treats everyone to some licking and sticking |
0:23.7 | on a Ferris wheel. Live from Los Angeles, whoo, California. You're letting in the power move, |
0:34.3 | daddy. Yeah, we're making power moves rock in a detroit groove to some american |
0:40.6 | dudes out making power moves straight out of grand block michigan rock in a cold one in each hand |
0:48.4 | buddy david and our americans just making power moves ripping heaters and chugging pipes. |
0:56.0 | Now you lied with no clasp, blown shit up and chasing ass. |
1:00.6 | Yeah, we're making power moves. |
1:02.3 | And we're back. |
1:03.4 | Welcome to Power Moves episode 117. |
1:06.5 | I'm your host, Mike Burns. |
1:07.8 | Joining me, All Fresco on a beautiful California evening. It's your best bud, gnarly, Zach. What's up, man? Just soaking in this cool-ass night before our winter hits next week, apparently, or Friday. It is supposed to be fucked up, right? I was excited for you to be out there today. I was like, oh, this is nice. I went and sat out there myself. |
1:44.3 | The rest of the week looks pretty gross. Yeah. Well, it's going to, yeah, gross for here. Yeah. Anyone else would also be like, fuck you. A low of a 52. Oh, it's going to be 52 degrees. I think like the lowest is going to get like during the day. is like 55's like 55, and I was like telling my chick, I'm like, oh, I'm doing all sweats, all sweatsuit, thick ass socks. I'm chilling. My homie snowman is eating tacos tonight, and he put some of those that, uh, L, uh, what's it called that I like? Yucateo. It's a good salsa. He had that on his tacos, but his lips are all chapped because he lives in Michigan, driving around in a FedEx truck with the door open. His lips are destroyed. He's just on fire. That's a bad move, man. Yeah. You got to hit the birds beeswax. Right. You can't do it. I mean, this is a pasty Polish man. His lips are destroyed. He doesn't have any natural lubricant like a, like a, like a, like more of a Latin. Shout out to everybody putting it with the real winner. Fuck the chiefs. Oh, we got to say good vibes to the homie Rich O'Toole who got COVID. Oh, shit. He's bedridden. He's been, uh, he's been eating raw onions like apples. You can find that as Instagram. Now I'm insanely concerned that I'm like that's the bar. Like now that I know someone who actually has the no taste bud type of thing. I had a homie that had it. He just got over it. I haven't had anyone actually. I've had three people that had it. I haven't had anyone actually show it to me. |
2:52.0 | But, you know, sometimes my tongue is just destroyed, and that's because I have my mouth |
2:58.7 | garden at night, and it's got like some little ridges so you can breathe through it. |
3:02.8 | And I'm very active orally, just in general. |
3:06.5 | I'm a gum churer, smoker, tobacco, fucking chewing on pencils and pen caps and shit. So in my sleep, I'm just working that fucking thing. And I wake up and there's just no taste buds on the tip of my tongue. Yeah, I've been there before. It was like the thing and I have it, but I'm just like, no, you've been smoking weed for eight hours straight and have had one cup of water. You're dehydrated. And I'll like put hot sauce on my mouth and the chick's like, what are you doing? Like, make sure I can still taste. Great. I felt like a little kind of garbage today. And that's because I told, and I told you on the Power Moose pregame episode. 37 minutes long today. We do on some real rants on things we wouldn't talk about on the regular program |
3:43.7 | about the day's events, the presidential election and things. |
3:48.3 | Getting that Patreon, you get to hear the fucking the cool shit. |
3:51.0 | I don't know if it's the cool shit. |
3:52.8 | It's for the people that want to be behind the payroll. |
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