4.8 • 617 Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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A Wendy's rocker is busted for rocking too hard, a teacher gets drugged with phat ass pills, a husband gets dommed and walked like a dirty dog, a doper shoots up bath salts on his first day of work, and a murder clown conviction is highly questionable.
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0:00.0 | Yeah, we're making power moves. Rock in a Detroit groove. To some American dudes, I'll make it power moves. |
0:09.9 | Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rocking a cold one in each hand. |
0:14.7 | My buddy Dave and our Americans just making power moves, ripping heaters and chugging pipes |
0:21.4 | Now you lied with no class |
0:23.8 | Blown shit up and chasing ass |
0:25.9 | Yeah, we're making power moves |
0:28.4 | Welcome to Power Moves episode 116. |
0:32.3 | I'm your host, Mike Burns, joining me |
0:34.6 | from the Power Moves balcony |
0:36.8 | On a mild evening. I say it's a mild evening. Yeah, I want to say it's probably like 66 right now. It's your best bud, gnarly Zach. What's up, man? I was hanging out, dude, playing with my knife. Oh, he brought a knife today. I got my knife with me, my dog walking knife. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's cool, dude. Yeah. Didn't cut myself once yet. |
0:55.2 | No, that'll happen. |
0:56.8 | Oh, it did. |
0:57.5 | The one I gave it to my girlfriend, I sliced the shit on my finger, practicing flipping it. Yeah. She said, what did you do? I was cooking. She said, no, you weren't. Oh, God. I've cut myself up so bad with pocket knives. Yeah, practicing, pushing that clip down and putting it away without looking. |
0:52.9 | I went, sah. |
0:54.3 | Hit my finger pretty good. |
0:55.4 | I was like, I hurt. |
0:56.4 | This little Nick. |
0:57.2 | It's going on. pocket knife. Yeah, practicing, pushing that clip down and putting it away without looking. I went, sat. |
1:11.5 | Just hit my finger pretty good. I was like, I hurt. This little knick. It's going to pick the towel up for a little bit. My worst pocket knife injury is I had a hacky sack, one of those leather ones. Remember the two panel leather ones, not the knit ones? Yeah, you could hurt someone with that throwing it. Yeah. |
1:32.2 | The original like hacky sack brand hacky sack when I blew in a white one. |
1:37.9 | And I'd thrown it up and it got caught in my lamp on the ceiling of my childhood bedroom like by the light bulb. |
1:39.6 | And the light bulb made it all get dried out on the side. |
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