#117: Constitution Schmonstitution
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2015
⏱️ 25 minutes
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1- Football is here & we're out of courts 2- I'm more rich old white man than you 3- A unicorn rode a rainbow to bring me news of black Republicans 4- You don't punish Tom Brady without permission from Tom Brady 5- Concussion the movie the NFL doesn't want you to see & players will forget 6- Cops shooting cops 7- Constitution Schmonstitution I been talking to Jesus This episode is great for anyone who has ever silently raged against any system!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you and thank you for tuning in to |
| 0:10.8 | episode 117 in my podcast. Who's paying attention? I am up in Bellevue, Washington, working |
| 0:18.1 | at Parlor Live this weekend, Great town and a great club. |
| 0:22.4 | And, well, let's get into it. |
| 0:24.5 | You know, this is the beauty of this time of year. |
| 0:27.8 | Football season is about to start where we can finally get a break from real life |
| 0:32.9 | and not have to deal with, you know, court issues and lawyers and just, oh, oh, wait a minute. |
| 0:38.6 | I guess I'm wrong on that one. Yeah, we'll get to Tom Brady in a minute. But first, |
| 0:45.6 | first, let's do our, and I think at this point it's going to have to be, even though I don't |
| 0:50.8 | want it to be, a weekly presidential election update starring Donald Trump. |
| 0:56.6 | You know him, you love him, and he won't go away. Our latest Trump news has he and Jeb Bush |
| 1:02.8 | getting into, I don't know if it's a feud as much as maybe just a hissy fit. And with what's going on, |
| 1:09.5 | I wonder what the Trump campaign would be without Twitter. Where would |
| 1:13.0 | Trump be without Twitter? Who could he talk to? Well, anyway, this one started when Jeff Bush said |
| 1:20.1 | that Donald Trump isn't a conservative. He claims to be, and he got quotes from Donald Trump |
| 1:26.5 | in the past. One of them said, Tom Trump said, |
| 1:29.5 | I'm a lifelong New Yorker and my views might be a little different than those in Iowa, which is |
| 1:34.5 | a bit of an insult since that's where the primary is going to be in Iowa. Another one, Trump talks |
| 1:39.8 | about support for Hillary Clinton. We've heard that one before. And Jeb is saying that Trump is not a true |
| 1:46.1 | conservative. So Trump fires back on Twitter basically that, well, Jeb, now you're another one of |
| 1:51.5 | these desperate candidates trying to fight me. And then, of course, he got on Jeb because Jeb |
| 1:57.4 | did part of a campaign speech in Spanish to try to fool, I mean, appeal to Latino voters and act like he cares. |
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