Page 94, the Private Eye Podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of page 94.

My name is Andrew Hunter Murray and I'm here in the Private Eye Office with, as always,

as frequently, Helen Lewis, Adam McQueen and Ian Hislop, we are here for our special post-election

stats and analysis match. We're very excited. There's been all sorts. I mean there's been there's been so much news

concertinid into one night that there's still plenty to unpack plenty that hasn't

even been noted. It all all happened sort of between 3 o'clock and 7 o'clock in the morning.

I say space these out.

I say just let them, let them drip through gently.

One of these enormous news events every sort of a day

for a couple of months would be great.

I think there should be a race to be the slowest constituency in deliver

so that you're Friday afternoon late and that's a major achievement.

Keep us going.

Well, so it's all over.

The removal helicopters have been to 10 Downing Street

and, you know, there's a new boss.

So I thought we start off with before the election we all made

some predictions so I thought we could get those out now and laugh at how wrong we all were

this was exactly a fortnight before election day wasn't it yeah I would like to point out that, although I will concede that I were not spot on,

neither was the exit poll.

So in any way, me putting my finger into the wind and going, yeah, probably right that.

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