Page 94, the Private Eye Podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of page 94.

My name is Andrew Hunter Murray, but this is not an episode with any of the usual crew,

no Ian, no Helen, no Adam. This is a special last-minute pre-election mini

episode featuring something very exciting. We have obtained a recording of one of the

key players in the election,

Nigel Farage himself, has had some of his words taken down

by Craig Brown of the eye, and brought to life

by Louis McCloud, who many of you regular listeners will remember,

as one of the principal voices in the Eyes Live at the National Theatre shows every Christmas.

This is a little summer treat for you and on the last day before the election

here is Nigel Farage as filtered by Craig and Lewis exclusively for listeners of page 94. Hope you enjoy it.

2 plus 2. You know what? For years and years we've been told that 2 and 2 make 4.

And guess what? They don't never have never

will and here's the thing two plus two makes much much more than four always has

done always will but this government and every government this, well they don't want us to know the truth.

So frankly, they've cooked the books.

But the real point about this, the real point and not about just this, is who makes these decisions.

And you know what?

At the moment, it's not us.

Of course it's not.

It's them, whoever they are.

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