We're going live.

I'm tired of this.

You got an appointment with the raccoon?

Yeah.

You got somewhere you got to be.

You're going to be out in the backyard with a 2x4.

That's actually what happened, and that actually worked.

Since almost hitting the raccoon with a 2x4, it has not come back.

Hitting the raccoon with a 2x4?

Is that code for something?

Did you really take a 2 by four to a raccoon like it's a friggin baseball bat? Yes. Have you ever played baseball in your life? I have played. I don't remember

whether I've actually gotten a hit. He was probably more like polo, really, with the new

sport that Marco Nannos exists. Oh yeah, that's right. Wait, but that's, that's on horses,

though, right? Yeah, but you're swinging down to a thing on the ground were you riding hops someone please draw that marco like don quixote on top of hops jousting with a two by four

against a rabid raccoon in the corner of the duck hiding guarding its eggs now people think we're crazy

who don't follow you on twitter there i mean i didn't like go and fetch a two by four i happened to

have a few in the backyard from uh adam's party we were holding down a big tarp with them so i had a few

very long two by fours in the backyard and we were standing in the backyard with these two raccoons

stalking the duck that's nesting in our backyard. And they'd already gone for it once and the duck

made some crazy noise and scared them off temporarily. But they were just like sitting there

maybe 12 feet away. It wasn't very far. And they were just sitting in the tree. And we tried like

shining the flashlight in their face, uh, throwing pine cones at them.

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