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#116 Which Real Housewives Franchise Is The Tackiest?

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🗓️ 11 December 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Aleen and Jordana are back, just in time for the Mumford and Sons concert. Aleen is a huge Mumford fan and doesn’t care if you make fun of her for it. At 6:50 they talk about the premier of season 2 of “Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”. They’re trying to keep up with the lightning fast dialogue but overall are enjoying the show and its change of scenery in season 2. At 9:30 they talk about Real Housewives of Orange County” through the years coming to the conclusion that, unfortunately, it’s a little tacky. At 17:15 a listener writes in wondering if it’s time to move home instead of living with her boyfriend and his annoying roommates. At 23:00 a listener writes in wondering if she should confront a friend who hooked up with one of her exes while they were on a break. At 29:15 they play some games including: “would you rather- live with your bf’s parents for 5 years and then live in your dream home for the rest of your life or live in a home you think is just ok forever?” “would you rather listen to Christmas music for 10 months of the year or listen to no music for 10 months of the year?” and “shoot, fuck, marry- Jason Mamoa, Liam Hemsworth, and Marcus Mumford”. Thanks to our sponsors! Living Proof- Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase.   Talkspace- To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

U-Up Live is Backbatches. The U-Up Live tour presented by FOPACAN cocktails is back this summer.

0:05.9

Jairan and Jorana are coming to a city near you to bring your favorite comedy dating podcast,

0:10.4

IRL. You can join U-Up for a night of dating on makeovers, the fan favorite red flag

0:15.0

deal breaker game presented by FOPAC, awkward sexual encounters, and so much more. So text your

0:20.5

friends, grab a ticket, and we will see you there. Whether you're a new but obsessed listener

0:24.9

or a long time fan, get ready for the event of the summer because the U-Up Live tour

0:28.8

presented by FOPACAN cocktails is right about in the corner. So don't wait, head to

0:33.3

batches.co slash U-Up Live to buy your tickets now. That's batches.co slash U-U-P live to buy

0:39.9

your tickets now. And in the meantime, pregame for the show with more dating advice from the U-Up

0:44.0

podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

0:49.4

Hello, welcome to Batch Slats. I'm Ailey. I'm Jorana. Was that an interesting hello? I always

0:55.7

like to change it up every time. I feel like this week you have a crazy week going on. You've

1:01.9

got activities all over. It's so many FOPACAN activities. I'm so excited to get skinny. Is it weird

1:06.1

that I was thinking about your activities and getting secondhand like, like, like, overwhelms?

1:11.7

I'm not overwhelmed. Like I said, I'm really excited when we had our book tour. I was overwhelmed

1:16.0

with the activities, but like because I'm so busy, I didn't have any time to think about what I was

1:20.3

eating. So like, I got mad then. It was amazing. You guys should listen to that more on

1:25.4

Daiso or smart. But anyway, yes. So I'm pumped. So tonight I'm going or rather a Monday, I'm going,

1:29.8

I went to, how should we do this? Should I, we pretend like we're not pre-recording? No, we

1:34.0

record. We're courting some Monday. Yeah. It comes out today on Tuesday. Right. And Ailey

1:40.0

is going to two Mumford concerts. Two Mumford concerts. I'm so fucking obsessed with Mumford and

1:45.2

sons and I know that's so basic of me, but I don't fucking care what you guys think. I mean,

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