#115 What Exactly Does Tom Schwartz Do?

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🗓️ 4 December 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Sami and Aleen are back just in time for the beginning of a merry Decembetch. They start by talking about the return of Bravo masterpiece “Vanderpump Rules”. Sami feels as though the stability of the Vanderpump cast is bad for the show explaining that happy relationships with no cheating might make for boring storylines. At 10:00 they talk about why on earth Jax and Brittany got engaged at a fish shack in Malibu. At 15:00 they talk about the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which they both found extremely boring. They both feel as though it’s an outdated relic that hasn’t evolved in years. At 21:55 they talk about Ariana Grande’s “Thank U Next” video which they thought lacked any real substance. At 35:00 a listener writes in wondering if an overly judgmental friend should be phased out of her circle. At 39:10 a listener writes in wondering if her anxious start to a new job is a warning sign to get out of the business. At 46:10 they play some games including: “would you rather be a soccer player or Victoria’s Secret Model?”, “BFF, party with or shoot- Adriana Lima, Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez”, and “would you rather open all your packages with your teeth or eat all your meals with chopsticks?” Thanks to our sponsors! M Gemi- Go see for yourself how amazing these shoes are at M.Gemi.com/BETCHES for fifty dollars off your first pair. Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH you’ll save an additional 15% off your first order plus free delivery in time for Christmas if you order by Monday, December 17th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	U-Up Live is Backbatches. The U-Up Live tour presented by FOPACAN cocktails is back this summer.
0:05.9	Jairan and Jorana are coming to a city near you to bring your favorite comedy dating podcast,
0:10.4	IRL. You can join U-Up for a night of dating on makeovers, the fan favorite red flag
0:15.0	deal breaker game presented by FOPAC, awkward sexual encounters, and so much more. So text
0:20.4	your friends, grab a ticket, and we will see you there. Whether you're a new but obsessed
0:24.4	listener or a long time fan, get ready for the event of the summer because the U-Up Live tour
0:28.8	presented by FOPACAN cocktails is right about in the corner. So don't wait, head to
0:33.3	Betches.co slash U-Up Live to buy your tickets now. That's Betches.co slash U-U-P live to buy
0:39.9	your tickets now. And in the meantime, pregame for the show with more dating advice from the U-Up
0:44.0	podcast wherever you get your podcasts.
0:50.3	Hi everyone, welcome to Betch Slaps. I'm Eileen. I'm Sammy. And we've a lot to discuss.
0:56.1	Things started happening again. Right. Now that it's to Sembatch. Happy to Sembatch. Happy to
1:02.1	Sembatch to you as well. True old followers will recognize the term to Sembatch. It's just to
1:08.9	Sembatch. You all know what that means. It's the time of to Sembatch. Yes, exactly. All right, so to kick
1:14.9	off to Sembatch, we obviously should talk about our favorite show which is back. It came back. It's
1:21.2	back. And you know what I noticed when I was like looking through last season and that the last
1:27.6	episode of last season ended like in April or May. And I was like, but it started in December.
1:33.9	So it's on for that long, which is amazing because it's the best show. No, but it's crazy because
1:39.0	it's like that amount of your year is taken up by watching. I mean more of a year is taken up by
1:45.2	the bachelor. And I don't even like the bachelor. I know. And it's crazy because I feel like this
1:49.3	hiatus of bachelor that happens every year feels like such like a detox. Yeah, and then it comes
1:54.3	back and you're just like bachelor. I just want to like call out that Eileen is stacking pretzels.
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