#116: "Sam Accidentally Live Streams Himself S******g" + Ben Shapiro Sucks + Our Questions for Putin
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2024
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Paddy Power Games gives you more chances to win. |
| 0:02.4 | Imagine that, life with more chances. |
| 0:04.8 | So why am I your ideal man? |
| 0:09.8 | Well, I'm tall, dark and handsome. Ah, well, at least, ask what my mum says. |
| 0:15.0 | Next. |
| 0:19.0 | He won't get any more chances with her, |
| 0:21.0 | but you'll always get more chances with paddy power games. |
| 0:24.0 | Once been per player per day each prize carries individual tes and ces |
| 0:27.0 | eligibility rules and t's and c supply 18 plus be gamble aware dot talk Warning Broken Simulation simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken |
| 0:36.7 | simulation, with Sam Tripoli. Welcome to Broken Simulation |
| 0:43.2 | simulation. We are in it Johnny in it. How does it feel to be in it? I feel in it. I'm so deep in it. |
| 0:50.1 | It bro. Johnny we're so deep we're so deep we put that ass to sleep. |
| 0:53.6 | Guys, I'm like really starting to freak out right now. |
| 0:57.2 | Really? |
| 0:57.6 | Yeah, because my, my, uh, my, uh, my specials in a couple weeks. |
| 1:03.0 | Oh boy, pressure is on. |
| 1:04.0 | And this is what's going to happen. |
| 1:05.0 | No one's going to get tickets until the last second and then it's going to pack out. |
| 1:09.0 | But up to that, I'm going to freak out that nobody likes me. |
| 1:12.0 | So that's what I'm going through. That's where I'm at |
| 1:14.4 | Johnny. Why doesn't anyone want to come and watch me rock? Just know the ticket you buy is to go |
| 1:21.5 | towards the production of the video. |
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