115: Vagina is Dude Melatonin

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

The scientists are at it again. They riff on Trev’s weird dog birthday show, the politics of jerking off into a condom, and how jellyfish have vaginas. They also chat about a good ole raw unadulterated cooter flash. We are science and science is us.

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0:00.0	She flashed you flashed me raw raw raw unadulterated cooter
0:07.1	In New York you know
0:10.1	This hilarious about singing is sometimes you got it not you just a general you sometimes you got it as you mean you go
0:16.0	Oh, I really ripped that and then other times like what did a guy swallow a kitten?
0:21.8	I would tell you about the data went on with with the girl who's the singer
0:25.0	No, but I can't wait did I say the guy went on the day with the singer?
0:28.0	I thought you said girl. I was a girl. You have a true girl
0:33.0	We have we believe it doesn't matter regardless now. I don't believe you got a good voice all fucking make out with you
0:38.9	What what is it? What is it about it? Because you're right someone hits someone hits a vocal. I'm like, yeah, this is my
0:46.0	this is my
0:48.0	impersonation of me as an American Idol judge. Okay, I'm in
0:51.4	You're what I'm in I don't care that you're 93 years old, but sometimes they're not in sometimes they go
1:01.1	And you're like get off the stage who in the
1:03.5	That's when I do that when I was younger
1:05.2	That's what I stopped watching American idols when they cut all the bad people. That's the best part
1:08.7	The people actually like it to listen to the good people saying always like when they went up there be like
1:12.8	I'm a
1:13.9	Tragan and I'm here from North Carolina and I'm here to make my dreams come true
1:17.7	That in the and Simon cows is loading a revolver and he's like, listen, this should be fine
1:23.8	You know what's funny about Simon cow get a new shirt
1:26.7	It always wears a white V&N. Get a new shirt. I don't know why it's a black V&N
1:30.1	Is it I respect it. He's like a new shirt action figure
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