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Luke And Sassy Scott

115: Scott can suck his own...... WHAT?

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0945 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

  • Jury Duty - Should you be allowed to bring your dog to someone's house unannounced?
  • What can you do that other's can't? Scott's tongue can reach places no one else's can.
  • Horrible bosses - the most shocking thing a boss said to an employee.
  • F*cked up families: Anna told her sibling the most cooked thing ever to scare him.


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CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

Production: Earsay

Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:04.8

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy.

0:09.3

Oh, God.

0:10.5

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

0:15.0

Cool, that was close.

0:16.2

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,

0:19.2

because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cases and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelaware. Dot org. So Luke and I have many Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander mates around the country and around the world. And we think it's really important that when you go to somebody's

0:37.8

house, you say, thanks for having us. So Luke and I would like to say thank you to the Wurundri

0:43.2

Woiwurong and Bunwarong peoples of the southeastern Kula Nation, the land on which this podcast

0:48.7

is recorded on. We pay our respect to their elders past and present and we extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples

0:57.3

here listening, past and present.

1:00.1

Always was, always will be Aboriginal land.

1:04.9

Don't film me.

1:06.0

You are ridiculous.

1:06.9

Don't do that either.

1:08.2

I'm sick of you.

1:09.1

You're a nutcase.

1:10.2

I don't care, Luke.

1:11.4

Look at you.

1:12.2

You infuriate me as a human being.

1:16.9

Are you recording? Can I pick my nose?

1:19.6

Look. I'm sassy. Sassy.

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