114: People with no kids have NO IDEA!!
Luke And Sassy Scott
Luke and Sassy Scott
5.0 • 945 Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
- We pranked our dad and nearly broke his little heart.. then mended it... then broke it again... then mended it
- For the first time, Scott really didn't want to be recognised in a particular setting
- Fame Name Game
- Luke is never allowed to babysit again after what he failed to do when looking after Scott's twins
- F***cked up families: Tanya found something disgusting in her soup
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Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran
Production: Earsay
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| 0:00.0 | So Luke and I have many Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander mates around the country and around the world. |
| 0:04.5 | And we think it's really important that when you go to somebody's house, you say thanks for having us. |
| 0:09.6 | So Luke and I would like to say thank you to the Wurundri Woiwurong and Bunwarong peoples of the southeastern Koola Nation, |
| 0:17.2 | the land on which this podcast is recorded on. We pay our respect to their elders, |
| 0:22.3 | past and present, and we extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander |
| 0:26.8 | peoples here listening, past and present. Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. |
| 0:34.8 | Don't fill me. You are ridiculous. Don't do that either. |
| 0:38.2 | I'm sick of you. |
| 0:39.1 | You're a nutcase. |
| 0:40.2 | I don't care, Luke. |
| 0:41.4 | Look at you. |
| 0:42.1 | You infuriate me as a human being. |
| 0:47.1 | Are you recording? |
| 0:48.1 | Can I pick my nose? |
| 0:49.6 | Look. |
| 0:50.2 | I'm sassy. |
| 0:51.0 | Sassy. |
| 0:51.8 | Scott. |
| 0:53.0 | Scott, we are off to Fiji soon. Have you been to Fiji? Yes. And why are we going? Bulla! Well, not going to mouth Bula. Bulla is hallow in Fiji. What do they speak, Fijian? What the fuck do you think about Fiji? Clearly. I know it's in the Pacific. And it's a beautiful island. |
| 1:11.9 | And I know jet stars sending us there. |
| 1:13.5 | The people are phenomenal beaches, water out of this world. |
| 1:20.6 | Well, I'm looking forward to it. |
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