Public bathroom planning meeting. Jake, what ideas you got?

First off, I'm thinking, uh, hands free. A lot of sensors.

I like that. Okay, do we want the sensors to like work and be reliable or no?

I could go either way, but I was leaning towards no, maybe like 40% of the time they work.

That's smart. That's why how do you activate the sensors, exactly. Um. Like kind of like an upset Italian guy. Like, come on, what you did? Yeah, okay, that's good.

That's good.

That's good.

What else?

Now hang with me here.

You've heard of a kitchen back splash.

What about a bathroom front splash?

Just a mess.

That's good.

Yeah, just soak your knees in urine. One idea I have rent down, I'm thinking not enough stalls and just the size of them is like a vertical coffin.

Yes, yeah, like a literal cattle stall. You're in there. Okay, yeah, I love it, I love it.

I saved the best for last. My magnum opus, you know, you're probably thinking, what do we use?

The toilet paper or the Charmin got something better. Sandpaper machet.

Oh, it's going to burn.

That's why we pay you the big bucks.

Not really the big bucks.

You're a government worker.

But, yeah, let's make sure we clean them only once a quarter.

...