All right, Uber for Jake.

Hey man, so when we're going 80 down the freeway, do you want the windows up or down?

We could probably just roll them up, you know, kind of 21st century this thing, use the air conditioning.

You're sure?

I could just roll only one window down, and it feels like you're going to shatter your eardrum.

Just roll them all up, you know, I don't think I need to hear about your second wife that much.

All right. All right. And then follow the GPS or make out my own route?

I just need to go to the airport. So just get me there in the next 30 minutes.

Alright, you got it, man. Our Uber adventures continue. Yeah, these opening skits are starting to be directly influenced by what happened to us 30 minutes before we start recording.

Life on the road is great.

I've, like, as I said, you know, people are like, you've been in a boat all day.

I feel like I'm still on the waves.

It's like, I feel like I'm going over rumble strips right now because every Uber driver and bus driver we get is just like...

Louisiana did take things to the wild side a little bit. driver and bus driver we get. It's just like, v.

Louisiana did take things to the wild side a little bit. Two in a row. Late last night,

she was a rumbling, bumbling, stumbling

down the interstate. And then this morning,

which granted, beautiful day. Nice, 60 degrees

and sunny, but there's no perfect weather

for going 75 down the highway with the windows down.

That's going to be awful no matter what.

I think both those women were, they were probably like about to fall asleep.

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