#114: Let's Take the Summer Off
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2015
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
2- Even Megyn needed vacation
3- How to get to Sesame Street?
4- Days of our lives, in football
5- Target kids toys, hit PC
6- Lets take the summer off
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 114 of my podcast, Who's Paying |
| 0:14.7 | Attention. Thanks to everyone out there listening. I am in New York City. I'm working at |
| 0:19.9 | Carolines this weekend. I am about a block |
| 0:24.3 | from Times Square. And let me tell you something, Times Square during the summer. Man, to say it's busy |
| 0:32.6 | is a total understatement, but it has to be one of the most fun and funniest places to walk around. |
| 0:40.5 | Now, if you've never been here, you've no doubt seen pictures of Times Square. |
| 0:45.9 | We all know about the lights and the billboards and the Broadway shows. |
| 0:49.2 | Forget about that. |
| 0:49.9 | There is the funniest competition going on amongst the stuffed and costumed characters outside. |
| 0:58.3 | Now, I don't know where you've been if you haven't seen this phenomenon, but guys and women dress up. |
| 1:06.0 | I've seen Iron Man, Spider-Man, Superman. |
| 1:10.3 | I've seen two guys in the creepiest baby masks wearing diapers. |
| 1:16.4 | Elmo's a crowd favorite of various Disney princesses. And a few guys playing the old, |
| 1:25.0 | I'm a human statue wearing body paint. Let me tell you something. |
| 1:29.2 | If you're panhandling in Times Square, you got some competition because there's some true |
| 1:33.7 | talent in the streets. But the funniest thing is watching them, they take random breaks. They might |
| 1:40.4 | be smoking, a new generation. It might be vaping a little bit, but they're wearing the costume, |
| 1:46.5 | and then they just take the helmet or mask off and become ordinary person again. |
| 1:50.7 | And I'm like, you walk a block away. |
| 1:53.5 | Don't stand in the middle of Times Square with your iron and helmet off, having a cigarette. |
| 1:59.4 | It ruins it for the kids. |
| 2:03.2 | The kids want to at least believe you you might know iron man or something iron man shouldn't be smoking that's my point but it's a lot of fun |
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