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Lateral with Tom Scott

114: Lawnmowing cleaners

Lateral with Tom Scott

Lateral with Tom Scott

Education, Comedy, Leisure, Games

4.9742 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Ólafur Waage, Kip Heath and Carson Woody face questions about stressful starters, successful speculation and sequential scores. BOOK OUT NOW!: https://www.lateralcast.com/book LATERAL is a comedy panel game podcast about weird questions with wonderful answers, hosted by Tom Scott. For business enquiries, contestant appearances or question submissions, visit https://lateralcast.com. Join the Producer's Club via https://members.lateralcast.com for ad-free episodes and bonus content. HOST: Tom Scott. QUESTION PRODUCER: David Bodycombe. EDITED BY: Julie Hassett at The Podcast Studios, Dublin. MUSIC: Karl-Ola Kjellholm ('Private Detective'/'Agrumes', courtesy of epidemicsound.com). ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS: Kevin, Daniel W., Moritz Lauer, Daniel Hurst, Nate, Joe Partridge. FORMAT: Pad 26 Limited/Labyrinth Games Ltd. EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: David Bodycombe and Tom Scott. © Pad 26 Limited (https://www.pad26.com) / Labyrinth Games Ltd. 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

How did Finton bank £1,000 on a British quiz show for a question he couldn't even guess at?

0:07.3

The answer to that, at the end of the show. My name's Tom Scott, and this is Latry.

0:15.7

O heart, ye listeners, lend an ear attuned to puzzles wrought where logics oft disdained,

0:23.9

a labyrinth of thought where minds are swooned, and reasons compass oft doth go astray.

0:30.0

So let us delve with wit and mirth entwined into these riddles where the answers hide,

0:36.0

and challenge minds so noble and so kind.

0:39.7

That's what I got when I asked the producer for a Shakespearean introduction, and he said that

0:44.3

he's on it. He's on it.

0:47.9

No.

0:49.7

What I love is that it actually is in iambic pentameter, and I had to go through and check,

1:12.3

because I knew someone is going to be annoyed if it's not. Waiting in the wings to play lateral today, we have one new player and two returning ones. We'll start with our new player, linguist from his own TikTok and YouTube channel, Professor Woody. Carson Woody, welcome to the show. Thank you very much. Very happy to be here. Now, our producer noticed you.

1:14.5

I'm not sure this is something I want to encourage,

1:21.2

but our producer David noticed you when you made a response on TikTok to one of our clips. Yeah, it was the episode of, you mentioned something about,

1:26.3

I think it was a cigarette ad was the question,

1:29.0

but there was something like pedantic grammar in there that people were upset about.

1:33.7

To boldly go where no one has gone before.

1:36.0

Right.

1:36.4

So you use that example as like a hint and I stitch that because I do stuff all about linguistics

1:42.1

and I'm constantly talking about prescriptivism versus descriptivism and that's such a great example. Well, hopefully that sort of knowledge will come in good stead somewhere on the show today. What else you work on at the minute other than TikTok? Well, as of when we're recording this, today is actually my birthday, so I'm working on getting a little bit older. Oh, happy birthday, Carson. Thank you very much. And I just launched a new YouTube channel with my friend. He also studied linguistics with me called Professor Woody and Mr. Ford. Our first video just went live. It's about discovering when a dialect becomes a language. And we just played a bunch of audio with English dialects that nobody could understand and asked them if they think it's still English or should be called something else. Well, very best of luck, there will be a lot more to decipher on this show today. You are joined by one of our returning players, clinical scientists and science communicator, Kip Heath. Welcome back to the show. Hi. Thanks for having me back. Always when I have science communicator in front

2:34.8

of me, I want to ask this question. And as you are returning, I can ask this, what science are you

2:40.0

communicating at the moment? What are you working on? So most of my work at the moment is on

2:44.1

communicating about antibiotic resistance and the fact that eventually bacteria might kill us all,

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