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🗓️ 19 April 2019
⏱️ 117 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome H3 Army. Today we go to war with facts, knowledge, logic. No, we don't, no. |
0:10.0 | Those are our allies in war. Those are our allies. Yeah, we go to war with everything else. |
0:17.0 | Today's episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh, Capterra and Honey. I am joined by the ever beautiful, pregnant, |
0:24.0 | luscious, ill-clined, stand up, ill-cliners. You don't really, I mean metaphorically speaking. |
0:31.0 | But there you go. Let's see, I mean, it is getting so crazy, the baby bump. |
0:36.0 | Because, ill-as-do June 6th, and that gives us basically almost a month. I mean, we're almost a month away. |
0:45.0 | The last month of our previous life. That's right. It's going to be just different. Post the Adore World. |
0:54.0 | We did a hospital tour recently. And although it was nice, because the facility is nice and I was happy, |
1:00.0 | it was also terrifying because you could be spending three days here. And I was like, oh my god. I feel like, I'm sorry. |
1:10.0 | I feel like I'm getting on a flight. I got that feeling like, but it works. It's going to be flight delays. |
1:17.0 | Yeah. I really enjoyed the part where they said that if I'm going to take happy-dural, they're going to let the husband go for a walk |
1:26.0 | because some husbands have fainted before, just from looking. Yeah, I was really quiet the whole tour. And then when she said that, |
1:33.0 | I was verbally was like, oh my god. But I was like, you know, I'm going to take the walk. |
1:40.0 | Doctor recommends a walk. I don't need to watch that. Because the epidural is pretty insane. That's the pain killer that they plug into your spine. |
1:49.0 | Yeah. I do plan to take. If anyone is wondering, let me tell you right now, I am taking it. |
1:56.0 | Well, they say that will take your pain down from like a nine or 10 to a one or two. Yeah, which one or two, I can, I think I can handle. |
2:06.0 | You live constantly with a one or two just by living with me. You know what I mean? They're normal state of being. |
2:13.0 | If I was you, I would take the epidural. Yeah. Plug me into the matrix, boy. And then because you're so numb, |
2:20.0 | you can't piece of that to put a catheter. Yeah, but she's like, you can't. But you're so numb. They don't even know what's going on. |
2:26.0 | But once you get plugged in, you have to lay on your side and you can't move anymore. Yeah. |
2:31.0 | You could shit yourself, even in Delk. Just clean it up quietly. That is true. You just shit yourself. I don't know. |
2:38.0 | It's all service, baby. You should shit yourself. You piss yourself. It's all good. Bye. My dream. |
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