Welcome everybody to the H3 Podcast live. Remember everybody, remember how Bob

Barker used to say remember, new to your dog, so I want to coin my own phrase

here because I just came from the bathroom. Remember everybody wash your hand

because every time I'm in the bathroom there's some nasty, I swear to God people

have taken dumps next to me in that bathroom and not wash their hand. So I'm

coining this new phrase. Remember everybody wash your hands. You big germafold boy.

I'm a load tier. I'm half time germafold. I think I, okay. Yeah, I am sneezing

in hands, shit. That's a dead no for me though. Like even just a little cough in your

hands. Like I'm not touching you. Well, I don't blame me because when I sneeze

and when I sneeze, that's like a waterfall. I mean, there's so much. Yeah, I'm

out of me. Yeah. So I don't blame you. But I'm not, I'm not totally, I mean, I am a

germ guy. But I also think that if you take a shit in a public stall, you should wash

your hands. You got it. Even if you go pee in there, like as soon as you walk through

the threshold, you have the obligation visually to wash your hands. At least you, if

there's visitors in there with you, do them the cursesy of the theater of washing your

hands. Yes. You know what I don't do though? For public bathrooms, if I'm alone,

and if I go to the urinal, I don't wash my hands. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

say that again. Logic. If I'm alone and no one's in there, I don't wash my hands in the

public bathroom because my rationale is like, if I'm flushing with my foot, you know,

so the only thing I'm touching is like my zipper. What about urine? It falls out. You

get urine on your fingers. If I pee on my finger, then I'll wash it off. Because that

happens a lot to me. Really? I don't know what. I don't know. I've got pretty good aim.

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