113: Mannequin Masturbation

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover that almond milk is nut water. This is a science podcast.

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0:00.0	do a little flipped up and then inside.
0:02.6	Yeah, yeah.
0:06.3	All right, I got a question for everybody.
0:08.0	Oh, you did.
0:08.5	Do you think the separation, anxiety, and porn afterwards?
0:11.9	Because like, here, remember, this is a weird transition,
0:14.4	but you'll see where I'm going with this.
0:16.4	Remember when you had a dog for a day that was a husky
0:18.9	and your name to Greta, the next day you return Greta
0:21.2	and they got Greta 2.0?
0:22.6	Yep.
0:23.5	Do you ever think about that dog?
0:25.0	The only space in which I think about the dog
0:27.2	is when I'm writing the joke about that dog.
0:29.0	I have zero connection to that dog.
0:31.8	It's not a dog.
0:32.8	It's a wolf.
0:33.6	I don't want a fucking wolf.
0:34.8	I knew that.
0:35.8	And so I feel like I made the right choice for that dog.
0:39.6	So I don't think about it.
0:40.4	No, no, no, but there are people
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