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113 - Joe Biden

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8881 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk about the kind of shit that Joe Biden talks about.

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0:00.0

The following is an archive Joe Biden presented by the Joe Biden and Joe Biden Foundation for

0:05.0

Joe Biden Recovery. This Joe Biden is entitled Joe Biden. It is the first and only Joe Biden of the Joe Biden.

0:12.0

Welcome to Joe Biden. They didn't know who they were before they got here, okay? And that's the thing, man.

0:19.3

There was a guy he worked in second best.

0:24.3

I always called it the number two.

0:26.4

It's around.

0:27.4

Dover was known as the number two, number two doorbell factory in the entire state.

0:33.1

He came into work one day and he said, I don't want to be number two anymore.

0:37.3

And so he went up and said, all right, well, and you're not, the next time you come to work,

0:45.2

you come to work on the unemployment line, Jack.

0:48.4

He said, man, that's not fair, but they got rid of him.

0:51.1

And the thing you got to realize is that guy went on.

0:56.9

He invested in Microsoft.

0:59.3

He invented in all these companies like Google, Google Chrome Firefox, Netscape.

1:08.3

All these great American companies we know now that are now as synonymous with the United States as, you know, the Apple Jacks or the anything like that. The thing is one day he woke up and there was a gas leak in his house and he had actually he died in

1:30.1

1975 and that's why we got to do what we got to do you got you got guys like that who are

1:36.8

bringing in their families they're bringing their families back with them from you know the

1:41.5

bosnian war and the iraq war and they had their families and they're coming back with their families and their families are like, this is not America.

1:48.6

I remember, I mean, you always have your taxes, right? And that's a portion of your income, right? Not the whole thing. That's the whole point of taxes is that it's not the whole thing. And these families come back and you're telling them about this and that

2:01.1

and telling them a whole lot of sassafras.

2:03.2

And they're not game to the political jive and whatnot.

2:06.2

So they're sitting there with their hands in their pockets going,

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