113: Aardvarks with Guns

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Is outer space full of vampires? Am I engaged? Why haven't our mouths evolved to be better at pumpkin spice lattes? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank & John.
0:06.8	Of course I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:08.5	It's a comedy podcast about death where two brothers answer your questions, give you
0:12.4	a big advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.9	How you doing, John?
0:16.9	I'm doing well.
0:17.9	We're in the same place right now.
0:18.9	We're both in Mizzoula, Montana.
0:19.9	Hank right now is opening up one of the 378 pieces of peanut butter taffy.
0:26.4	We received here at the Mizzoula offices.
0:28.9	Thank you.
0:29.9	You sent that, Hank, do you have a name?
0:31.5	I sent a salty rod on the package.
0:33.4	I don't know who sent it.
0:34.6	Well, we're very grateful for it.
0:36.0	And if you could just turn the microphone away and also leave the room because that is
0:41.2	the loudest chewing noise I have ever heard in my entire life.
0:44.2	It was really churry.
0:45.2	Oh my god.
0:47.4	I just found out a new fear that I have or a new thing that causes me anxiety and it is
0:51.4	the sound of my brother chewing loudly.
0:54.2	So I'm doing well.
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