I never know

Because I'm telling you

I never knew it was a pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace.

I always thought it was your dojo, dojo, dojo.

And am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, oh no, that really is a low blow, oh no, oh no.

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That was Lily Allen, wasn't it?

It was Lily Allen.

So Lily, are you been listening? No. I mean, annoyingly, this isn't going to be massively hot off the press because an album's been out like a week or so now. This is going to come out in like 10 days to do or whatever. I'm listening. You're listening? I like it. You like it. I think it's good.

We spoke about Liliad a lot on this podcast. I think I accused her of being part of Epstein's Ireland. Yeah, as a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've also said that she has, she's had a tasteful tit job and I prefer a mental health emergency tit job. Sure. Whatever. Bygones be bygones. It's a good album. That's the main track. I never thought it was a pussy palace

Yeah

And I will

Like I'm taking her lyrics at face value because it's a very, it's basically all about this big fucker. This big fucking strange things fucker. This big, you know a big strange thing husband? It was always weird, wasn't it? It always looked weird. He is a big fucker.

It looked like Beauty and the Beast. It always didn't look. I remember there was like their wedding photos were leaked and like her kids were there and they're eating like McDonald's and he she's obviously like gorgeous. Right. Right. And sort of tiny and little too tiny in my opinion. Sure. No important book. Yeah. yeah but he's also like also like... Yeah, he's a strange thing. Yeah, he's a stranger thing. He's one of the stranger things. He's one of the strangest things, yeah? And in that song, she's like, I didn't realize it was your pussy palace. Right. So he has a pussy palace, right? He's got a gaff that's his... That's his palace for the Swiss. Yeah, yeah. That's where he's enjoying that. And she thought it was a dojo.

She thought it was a dojo. She thought, like, obviously stand with women, yeah, and certainly believe women in this case. Like I said, I'm taking it at face value. Sure. If you're getting done by the old dojo tricked. Cuck doesn't look like he's doing loads of karate. Do you know what I if you're getting done by him going what no it's not pushing but it's a fucking dojo what you're about love you're mental you're mad you just don't hear the word dojo enough dojo dojo don't hear the word dojo enough he obviously hasn't got a dojo. How much karate is he doing?

He's a strange thing.

He's not that strange.

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