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Another baby born

Without a brain

And welcome to the screen rock podcast

We discuss the weirdest of worst content

That's behind our screens

And indeed our mind

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The top tier patrons, 599ers, the Illuminati, they're getting all of that, plus a free hat on their heads. Shout out to Eugene runs our Twitter. Send by God. And a big wink and a kiss. Wow. To the ladies and the gay folk who listen, who I can confirm, having seen so many of them in the flesh this week are some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies and gay folk in the United Kingdom. and to those gay folk, let me promise one more time that I'll never stop fucking fighting for your freedom. I'm here as always with Jake Farrell. It is a big call to sing Tay Zonday when we've got a professional and highly qualified producer with us. Thank you to Monkey Barrel. Thanks Monkey Barrel. For having us. Thanks Alex on the tech. Alex is here. It's always hard doing this. And we've kind of got used to, when we do the rock bar, we've got Ryan who helps us produce that. Yes. He's in the room with us. It's a hard thing doing this in someone else's space. It is an intimate thing to do in front of other people. Not intimate, disgusting. It's a rancid thing. Sorry, intimate and disgusting as synonymous in my head. Yeah, that says a lot about how you feel, brother. No, when you walk into someone else's property and you drop one of these, it's dis... Like, it is... I had a thing a few weeks ago, yeah. Right. Where I'd been out and I had like 12 points of Guinness and I'd forgotten that I had a meeting on my accountant the next morning. Every single podcast we do starts with that. I'm this thing, right? And I was out at 12 points of Guinness and I forgot something. But the reason I suppose this is my Guinness, right? Is literally my alarm went off. I was like, well, I got an alarm.

And I was like, oh, my God,

I've got to be at the accountant's house in 10 minutes, right?

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