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Guaranteed Human.

How you doing?

You look sweaty.

Why are you sweaty?

So I worked out today right before we started recording.

I jumped on, like most people in the world, I bought a Peloton bike.

Oh, right.

Well, not most people.

People that can afford an expensive Peloton.

Well, according to the stock market, which is failing right now, Peloton is the one product

that is succeeding in these troubling times.

Well, yeah, so, yeah, because no one can go to the gym and it's like a subscription thing.

Right.

So how was it?

A bunch of people have bought Peloton bikes. Right. And I am now riding with, you know, those people. How long do you go for? Forty-five? I did a 30-minute class just now, but this dude kicked my ass. You know, the last time I did it, I had a, you know, I tried to pick a, you know, we talked about this. You don't have to dance around your words. You tried to pick a hot chick. Yeah, I do have to dance around my words. I am the one of the ones. I'm sure your wife knows that you tried to pick a hot chick. She does know. She, well, she picked it. I kind of tricked her into picking it. Right. And then I complained.

She was like, what do you want?

Like, I don't know.

I prefer someone that looks a little bit like her.

Right.

And so I complained after the workout about how a person talk too much and, you know,

the stuff you do when you want to deflect, right?

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