111: My Own Personal Jesus
Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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In this week's episode, Turk questions his faith after a particularly difficult Christmas in the ER. In the real world, Zach and Donald recount the inspirations behind one of the best dream sequences in Scrubs' history.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:24.1 | Does your wife keep track of what you ate? Oh, no, no, no, no. She doesn't keep track of what I ate. That's great. I don't mean like keep track of what you ate in terms of like, hey, you're eating too much. I mean like the good shit in our house. She's watching like, hey, hey, hey, you had the last M&M packet. That's mine. Yeah, we do fight over M&Ms, the peanut kind. |
| 0:23.4 | We fight over M&Ms, |
| 0:29.5 | the peanut kind. We fight over candy a lot, my wife and I. Yo, we should talk about this because a lot of people don't know. Go ahead. But it was Cinco de Mayo yesterday. Yes. You were fasting, |
| 0:34.5 | so you didn't participate in Cinco de Mayo. No, what did you do? |
| 0:38.3 | What did you do? |
| 0:44.4 | So, Casa Vega is one of my favorite Mexican restaurants in the Sherman Oaks area. |
| 0:45.0 | Right. |
| 1:28.8 | And, you know, nobody can go to restaurants right now, but they had a little drive-through going on where you can get, you know, tacos and beans and rice and, you know, whatever was on the menu. And margaritas? And margaritas. How do they give you the margarita and the dry-through? They put it in a half-gallon pitcher. That doesn't seem easy. Not even a pitcher. It's like a half-gallon, you know, like you put milk in it. You know, you get milk and it's a half gallon bottle, jar, whatever it is. Yeah. They put it in that. Wow. And we got three of them. Oh, my God. Did you get hammer? We only have one left. You guys had a party over there. We drank a gallon of margarita yesterday. |
| 1:29.9 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:30.9 | Delish. |
| 1:32.1 | I'm so jealous. |
| 1:38.1 | I literally, this fast thing we're on, it's like all you eat is this thin soup. |
| 1:40.4 | It looks like, it looks like gruel. |
| 1:42.4 | Remember that thing that Oliver wanted more of? |
| 1:43.3 | That's what it looks like. Yeah. |
| 1:45.1 | It looks like, |
| 2:04.2 | or like what they'd slop on a pirate ship, what they'd serve you for dinner, that's what it looks like. Right. Does it have like a little bit of celery and like a little bit of carrot? It looks like cartoonishly watered down soup. That's what we're allowed to eat. But it's, it's white colored? No, it's the color of whatever flavor |
| 2:01.7 | they think it is. It's like tomato is like tomato colored, but it's just got little specks of crap in it. Wow. But just you wait, Donald, we're going to, you're going to check in when we record on Friday and you're going to say, wow, you look even thinner. I want to, I want to fast, Should we sing? Should we sing? |
| 2:18.1 | Yeah, sure. Why not? |
| 2:19.3 | I'd like to count in today because I realized I haven't you look even thinner. I want to fast, but I want to fast. Should we sing? Should we sing? |
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