112. Lil Sips

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Hark! Praise! Today is Greasegiving! What a HOLY DAY. Today we learn every Truth, and witness the Greatest Story Of All Time. We honor Devon, for some reason. Also: there’s a psalm. Invocation Petitions for Glorious Congregants Psalm: “Lil Sips” Liturgical Reading: The Story of Revelation FEATURING Every Answer Ever Concluding Remarks Solos improvised by Al Piela https://alpiela.com/ We’ll see you in two weeks FRESH Merch for CHUGS: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt Patreon for SIPS: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Spendix. It's been weeks.
0:23.6	Months. The grease storms have punished us.
0:27.6	Are they over? Oh no.
0:29.6	But today we say to heck with it.
0:31.6	Welcome congregants, young and old, puny and pruny.
0:35.6	The story must be told. the story must be told.
0:38.3	The story must be told.
0:40.3	Yes, it is great to have so many people back in the church, especially after the terrible
0:46.3	casualties of our last public service.
0:49.3	Why risk it again?
0:51.3	Why specifically do we not learn a lesson? Because today is worth any loss.
0:58.0	Today, the day of Holy Greece giving, we finally hear the story of Revelation. Isn't that right, Pastor Andrew?
1:08.0	Oh, you betcha, Sister Callista. Every answer we have sought will be answered today.
1:15.9	Yes. No more dilly-dellying, no more hiding, no more jokes and distractions.
1:22.6	People have always been asking me, Pastor Andrew, what is the story? When will the world end?
1:28.4	What's the deal with choms?
1:30.3	And why do we have to give a heck about Demin?
1:33.2	All will be answered.
1:35.2	Take it, Brother Reed.
1:36.7	Thanks, Big A.
1:38.6	I know what you're thinking.
1:41.0	How could all that be possibly answered in a single story?
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