Well, welcome back to Cat the Gants live. I am sci-kill at your host, Joe Heschmeier, is our guest. It's open form. We continue with the open form. We've had awfully nice callers so far.

So this would be a really good opportunity if you're not a nice caller to get on because we've overdone the nice callers and we need some rotten mean callers. So if that's you and you want to warn you, Si, I see at least one solid nice color in the mix shown from Port Perry Canada, the regular color. He's also Canadian. You know, he's nice. Oh, he's probably going to be mean to me, though, because I said that Canada was sending all their smoke down to us. So we send lots of good things, maple syrup, maple syrup smoke. Maybe any of your

celebrities. Yeah, I'm candy. I know. I like your back. Canada. Just for John Candy. We should be eternally grateful to Canada. Yeah, one of my favorite movies as a kid was Canadian Bacon where he envisions Canada invading America or something. I miss it. It's funny. I've never heard that movie. You just don't talk about things nobody's ever heard of. Yeah, it's thinking of things nobody likes. Hey, let me tell you about your terrible joke.

Oh, I will. I'll tell you my joke. All right. So it's actually a normal joke and who's one of the funniest human beings that ever lived and but your joke is not even you. Okay, no, it's not my joke, but I heard nor MacDonald tell it, but it was he used to make up bad jokes. Like he would write bad jokes on purpose. And it was funny when he would read them. But this one, I think is the funniest thing I've ever heard. And everybody I tell it to says it's not funny at all. You should stop saying it.

Are you ready? Well, I'm I'm bought in. Yeah. All right. Here's here's the entire joke.

I wonder who's buried in the grave of the man who invented the old switcheroo.

That's that's a good joke. I'm sorry to say. I really I did not see that coming. That was a good. I don't know why that makes me. I think that's so funny. And you're the only person who's ever laughed at it. You're my best friend now, Joe.

You're my best friend. You know, now you can't get out of it.

I believe it's just like being insane. Christians are so dumb.

So it's been Christians are so dumb. Yeah. No, there's lots of Christians with good taste and manners.

Just our lack of them should not dissuade you from embracing the Christian faith.

Exactly. All right. Enough of our address to unbelievers to start the show.

The numbers are 888-318-788-4, AAA-318-788-4. I forget what I was supposed to do. Do we finish that last call on Wikens? We did.

So I can go to another call now. Or was there something else you wanted to say about Wikens?

I think so. Okay. All right. No. Don't be a witch.

Okay. All right. John and Albuquerque to Mexico listening to EWT on channel 130 serious XM satellite radio.

Thanks for the call. John. Go ahead with your question for Joe.

Well, one I'm a nice guy. Two I thought the joke was very funny.

Yes. I'm just saying the second thing would have already shown the first one.

Yeah, right. I have a lot of pity for unfunny people, but I really like your show.

Well, I'm still laughing. So we have a society of St. Pius 10th parish here in town.

And I understand it not all, but some of the sacraments you received there are considered valid,

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