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Episode One

111 - The Illuminati Conspiracy Monitoring Department [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8881 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Acolytes Praetor (@necrobranson), Sapien (@intellegint), and Feisty Fawn (@tom_on_here) discuss the missions they have carried out for the Illuminati over the years and monitor people's Illuminati-related discoveries online. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32842381

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0:00.0

I mean, I can tell that people generally are getting bored.

0:06.7

Because, like, we're drop, everyone's dropping hints about the Illuminati now everywhere.

0:11.2

We got an election year.

0:12.2

We got an election here in U.S.

0:13.7

The biggest, most powerful country in the world.

0:17.6

We got 2020 election.

0:19.0

Our boy Pete is making moves.

0:20.7

He had that video come out with Lizzo.

0:22.7

And I mean, Pete is a, I mean, we got our boy, we got our boy Biden.

0:27.5

We got our, we got Liz.

0:28.9

We got Amy.

0:29.6

They're all doing great work.

0:32.0

But our boy Pete, he's making moves.

0:35.6

And he's the kind of guy who's going to go get stuff done.

0:38.4

He did great work in the CIA.

0:40.2

He had a lot of people killed.

0:43.4

And he has this kind of innocent schoolboy persona and look to him where he's like, oh, I'm just a mayor.

0:51.8

He's just a harmless marionette dangling from a Frenchman's string.

0:56.2

What could he possibly do?

0:59.6

You know, at worst, he's going to be, you know, ineffectual.

1:03.5

And at best, he is going to bring us little candies and place them on our bed every night as a country.

1:09.8

You know, like, at this point in my life, I'm very content.

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