110: Lie Forever

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2014

⏱️ 47 minutes

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In this episode we discuss threesomes, feline murder, and God.
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0:00.0	Ah, chicken and beer, y'all love who it is.
0:05.0	It's hardy and done.
0:06.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:07.0	This is the toast to y'all.
0:08.0	Oh, she's show.
0:09.0	It's a roast.
0:10.0	Y'all, that's right.
0:11.0	I'm gonna put on glass.
0:12.0	Ah.
0:13.0	So what do you say to two Jews that you hate when you got the pins shaking your girls away?
0:16.0	One result.
0:17.0	It's a mathematical way.
0:18.0	It's just this in the vice.
0:19.0	I'm your gaze.
0:20.0	And I, one day, when I walk inside and the Starbucks line, and when I call it a dime,
0:23.0	it give me an awkward eye.
0:24.0	I struggle to hide my dark night rising up.
0:26.0	That's my size.
0:27.0	I'm gonna give a fuck.
0:28.0	You see, it's not.
0:29.0	I'm hard as a jick trying to park a truck when he's drunk as fuck, but at least the milkman
0:33.0	isn't trying to suck.
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