110: Agent Emes: Rabbi-napped!

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4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

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In this week's episode, Heath unconvincingly insists he has plenty of Jewish friends.

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0:00.0	The world needs more Santas. This Christmas Coca-Cola is helping people discover their inner Santa through little acts of kindness.
0:07.5	When you just want to cozy up indoors, why not make your friend a homemade dinner or their favorite pudding?
0:13.0	Take the quiz on the Mobile Coke app to discover your inner center today.
0:16.6	Coca-Cola, Real Magic.
0:18.6	This is how dumb mom is. There's an earthquake. She looks upstairs and she says,
0:29.0	Shimmie, what did I say about bouncing that basketball?
0:32.0	Mm, she's getting mad, I love it.
0:35.0	She's going to discipline him.
0:38.0	He's going to hit him with a wooden spoon, Heath.
0:40.0	Hit him with a wooden spane.
0:42.0	It really gets started about wooden spoons.
0:45.0	Yeah, please.
0:46.0	Your relationship makes a lot more sense right now.
0:48.0	Just want to throw that out there?
0:50.0	Yeah, it's just, it's not that he doesn't like labels. It's that they're way too complicated at this point
0:56.9	God awful movies movies. Welcome back to the game cast for each week we sample another selection from
1:13.1	religious cinema because we're treating the possibility of eternal torment like it
1:16.1	was Iacane powder. I'm your host Noah Aleusions and sitting to my immediate left is my
1:20.2	good friend Heath then right. Heath, welcome back welcome back thanks Noah you know who's got lots
1:24.6	of Jewish friends me yeah me too me too me too me too and sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick speaking on which. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:38.6	I just found out I'm lots of people. I'm pretty good. I'm a whole bunch of people. I always thought I was just me.
1:46.0	Well, there's also that girl with whom he doesn't have titles.
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