109: The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2017

⏱️ 100 minutes

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On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath spend an hour and a half trying to get over the presenter's mullet.

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0:00.0	Oh, are we going to talk about that necklace? Can we talk about the second graders friendship
0:09.8	bracelet?
0:10.8	Yes!
0:11.8	Yes! As a sign of voodoo.
0:14.0	He eats a few fruit loops during the segment.
0:17.0	Also candles.
0:21.0	If you see candles in a crime site, probably Satanists right there, oils.
0:25.7	Yeah, also colors.
0:27.2	He goes, voodoo is colorful, so police, you know, look for things on the visible light spectrum when you're out investigating.
0:35.0	God Awful Movies. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from
0:53.2	Christian cinema because every so often you're rewarded with the kind of
0:56.2	deadly serious batshittery we're gonna talk about today. I'm your host
1:01.1	is no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend
1:03.7	Heath and right heath welcome back thanks Noah you know what they don't make
1:07.4	into movies enough what's that glossaries also indices really just long strings of text in general,
1:15.0	missing from the art form.
1:16.0	Yeah, no kidding, no kidding.
1:17.0	I'm not
1:18.0	We're gonna change that.
1:19.0	You have not seen Magnolia.
1:21.0	And that's my bad friend sitting 81 miles to my right.
1:26.0	Eli Bosnick, Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?
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