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God Awful Movies

11: Redeemed

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2015

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Eli and Noah tackle Redeemed, a movie about how thinking about having a platonic, purely conversational relationship with a person you aren't married to will destroy your marriage.

Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, if there were true psychics in the world, that would not be a pleasant power.

0:08.0

Right, exactly. You know, that's how we know when we find out a true skeptic, it's not because Randy's going to show it on

0:14.3

on the tam stage he's going to be the guy running down the streets going

0:18.0

Jesus think about something other than fucking people right anybody

0:22.0

he's anybody thinking about anything but...

0:25.0

Why are so many of you into pee?

0:29.0

What's the matter with you? God awful movies.

0:37.0

movie. Who be? Who be? Welcome back to the game.

0:44.0

Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from the annals of Christian cinema so that amputees might feel sorry for us.

0:57.0

I'm your host No Illusions and sitting to my immediate north-north-northeast is my good friend Eli Bosnick.

1:02.5

Ely, welcome back, sir.

1:04.0

Oh, thanks for having me, Noah.

1:05.5

And unfortunately, we're heathless once again this week.

1:08.2

Apparently, none of our listeners prayed hard enough.

1:10.9

So we're going to have to wait at least one more week to get him back to the

1:13.3

mic. But if you really love you some Heath, comfort yourself with the fact that at least he

1:17.4

didn't have to watch this week's movie, Redeemed.

1:20.9

Guys, Heath is the Marco Rubio of the gamcast.

1:24.0

Think about it, he's Hispanic.

1:27.0

Uh, no, not really.

1:29.0

He's against abortion.

1:31.0

No, no, no, he's afraid of tigers.

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