10: The Lock In

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli and Noah break down The Lock In, a movie that carves out its own genre somewhere between "found footage horror", and "My bad, I thought I'd turned the camera off." When three friends find a nudie magazine in a dumpster, it never occurs to them that it might be possessed by demons, because that would be insane. But that's actually what happens in this vapid waste of pixels.

The music used in this episode was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick. If you'd like to hear more, check out his band, Evil Giraffes on Mars, on Facebook.

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0:30.0	It's like if someone was like Eli you do the prayer I would have been like oh hey God what's going on you done watching the rapes
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1:07.0	movies. movie. Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from
1:24.6	Christian cinema in an effort to make the concept of mortality a little more
1:28.0	appealing. I'm your host No Illusions and with me as always is the ever so slightly
1:32.4	still jet-lagged Eli Bosnick
1:34.2	Eli good to you to join me sir I'm not sure what time it is but I'm glad to be
1:38.2	wherever what time it is all right and unfortunately Heath is not going to be able to
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