11: Lazenby's Revenge
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2020
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
The movie is called Emmanuelle's Revenge but it is actually George Lazenby's revenge, after listening to Emmanuelle tell a mountain of anecdotes it is his turn to tell some horny tales from his time in World War II! Emmanuelle is picking up scarves in aeroplane toilets, a butler named James does what no butler in the franchise has done before (has sex!) and there is a very well put together phone sex scene. Will there finally be a boner to inspect? The lads also sexualise kangaroos some more for good measure and Tim recounts the halcyon days of producing breakfast radio and mainlining Alex Jones as a spry young 22 year old man.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be. Oh, Hello and welcome to the West idea of all time season five. Oh where's my notebook? |
| 0:33.0 | Oh, there it is. |
| 0:34.0 | I've got it. |
| 0:35.0 | I've got everything I need. I got my friend Guy. |
| 0:36.0 | Do you know who put that notebook there? |
| 0:38.0 | You did? Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:39.0 | Fucking legend. |
| 0:40.0 | We've just watched Emmanuel's Revenge. |
| 0:42.0 | One of the seven made for television, French softcore |
| 0:45.6 | pornography. |
| 0:46.6 | My immediate question is, who is Emmanuel taking revenge on in this film? |
| 0:52.1 | Well, it's a good question. |
| 0:54.0 | It's more like there's revenge and Emmanuel is involved, |
| 0:57.0 | but it's not necessarily Emmanuel's revenge. |
| 1:00.0 | It's actually the revenge of Shalame or Salome or whatever that woman's name is |
| 1:06.6 | as in Timothy but mispronounced in various different ways by George Lazazonby who we discover in this installment is |
| 1:15.2 | his character is called Mario and he is French he is French |
| 1:21.0 | he is French obviously so it's crazy to me that he wouldn't be able to pronounce Charlemay and instead |
| 1:25.8 | insist on calling her Chelsea or Chalami |
| 1:29.2 | George Lazonby is an Australian born and raised model turned actor who I believe was British later in life and at no point to adopt a French accent but he is indeed a he's not just he's not just a Frenchman everyone |
| 1:57.3 | Mario in the Emmanuel series fights for the British army he's's some sort of intelligence officer. He's a spy and if you're worried that we didn't get any World War II flashbacks in Emmanuel's revenge, |
| 2:02.4 | rest easy knowing we spent the final third of the |
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