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The Worst Idea Of All Time

10: A Buffet Of F**k

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Emmanuelle is in Venice for most of this skin flick but then we're in India for the last bit for no reason. We've got maids getting whacked and George Lazenby getting fresh airplane towels. We've got dramatic church bell synths AND a butler who just wants the weekend off. But most importantly of all, we have an extended conversation between your two beloved hosts about which members of the animal kingdom are the most romantically alluring to them.

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0:00.0

I'm going to Oh, Hello everybody welcome to the worst idea of all time again.

0:33.3

It's probably not your first time here.

0:35.0

I'm going purely by the numbers, by the probabilities and statistics.

0:39.0

I reckon you've joined us before.

0:41.8

We are watching all of the Emmanueles. Right now we're in the middle of the seven

0:48.7

made for television French Emmanueles that come after the canonical. Is that the word guy?

0:55.3

Yeah, why not?

0:59.3

First eight that set us up. Sylvia Crystal and George Lazonby take us through a myriad stories

1:08.5

through the skies while on a plane. We hate it in terms of a device but they've stuck with it nonetheless.

1:16.2

You say that. I actually have come around. These are some of the scenes I look forward to the most now and I don't know that we've you know they produce

1:26.4

Seven feature films in a year, so I don't know that we're watching them exactly sequentially as they were meant to be released

1:32.0

We watch the first one first I think that's what's important but I think there's starting to have a bit of fun with the fact that they're on a plane. I don't know if you notice in the very opening scene Tim, but some of the other passengers.

1:43.7

There's one man who's wearing a buttoned up shirt

1:46.3

all the way to the top and a sort of grey suit.

1:51.2

And they love just showing you what he's up to which is usually dozing or just

1:55.3

sitting with his eyes open and then panning across to Lazonbee and Crystal as they

1:59.9

reminisce. Today there was another woman a different passenger who was sort of

2:03.6

floating a hot towel in front of his face. He was totally unfazed. He waved the towel

2:09.7

away when it was offered to him. Whereas George Laseby on the other hand can't get enough of these towels.

2:15.3

He even likes the way they smell. I love wiping my face with these towels.

2:21.5

You see, there's a line in this movie.

2:23.2

This is the thing.

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