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Don't say my name.

Went to a strip club the night before my wedding.

All the groomsmen paid for me to go on stage.

All the strippers slapped the S out of me.

I did get late later on that night.

But when I remember remember it's pretty good

wife wasn't happy when she saw the red handprints all in my upper body

I won't say your name but you wrote your you wrote your uh

you wrote your uh deadpool name here

Nick's daycare flavored potato chips

that's horrible you better not tell your wife that that's your name, by the way.

Because you put it out there, you know.

He got laid that night.

Yep.

But he didn't say it was his wife.

No, it wasn't her.

Because if she's not happy about the handmarks on your ass, you're probably not getting laid.

No. And I've seen that. I wouldn't to jump your bones. Not getting laid. No.

And I've seen that. I wouldn't tell your wife your Deadpool name then. I've seen that action on stage at a strip club before where they get somebody up there and just like abuse. And I don't get that. I don't understand. And it really beat him, man. Yeah. Yeah. Like I was with a guy who got the waistband of his underwear ripped off and then wrapped around his bald head.

Man.

Oh, Yeager.

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