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Okay, here's a white trash wedding.

I went to a wedding on a Florida beach behind a Hooters.

This is not being, by the way.

I say good ground.

And it just goes further down from that.

The efficient stood next to a trash bin.

As if it was planned, the trash collector pulled up during the vows.

Did he wait to change the bag?

Absolutely not.

Did it while the wedding was going on.

Children at the wedding swarmed the couple like flies around the trash can just after the kiss and stepped all over her dress.

She bent over to adjust her sandal and a pack of marble reds fell out of her dress along with her right boob

nice that was the wedding pretty good that's a good one there yeah any wedding where a boob pops

out it's a good wedding yeah or one that's near a grease trap.

I'm telling you, folks, you don't want to be near that thing on a hot day.

I mean, I'm guessing in Florida, it was a hot day.

Oftentimes when Tyler and I did events at Hooters, we would park in the back so people could park up front and we were right by the grease trap and on a hot summer day.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, like I say, more than once when that was my job at the grocery store,

I went out there to dump the old grease.

And there was a dead critter of some sort rat, raccoon, squirrel in there.

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