11/13: Florida Man Friday: Another Public Masturbation Arrest, Complete 'Sausage Castle' Rundown

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Also On SiriusXM Channel 85 (Mon-Fri @ 10am EST) Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch. -------------------- On today's episode ... Today is Friday therefore its Florida Man Friday stories. - Honorary Florida Man from Utah George William Stahl led cops on a high speed chase of over 130 mph while drunk and high. When he was finally stopped by spikes on the highway he told police he was speeding to Missouri to kill former senator Claire McCaskill. - 21 year-old Chris Nikic, Maitland Florida Man and Big Time Stoolie, became the first ever person with Downs Syndrome to complete the IronMan Triathlon, earning a Guiness World Record for the Special Olympics. Incredible stuff from Chris. - When Florida Woman Vanessa Lee Jones of Port Richey Florida wants to masturbate, she lets nothing stand in her way, including being in public, including being outside of a 7-11 and especially not if she's in front a dumpster at a Popeyes. She's now been arrested for public masturbation twice in the last few months. - Pat gives us a detailed rundown of exactly what went down at the 'Sausage Castle' Veterans Day party where veterans were getting free blow jobs from adult star Jenny Jizz. - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has drafted "anti-mob" legislation this week which includes looters in “Stand Your Ground” laws. Listen to the podcast for further explanation. - 51 year-old Polk County Florida Man Todd Locke Johnson went missing last Friday night after cops tried to pull him over for speeding in his 2019 Porsche. Todd got away from the cops that night, but ended up crashing into some trees and flipping his car into the lake he was found dead in a few days later. RIP Todd. - 49 year old Henry Arce-Cabellero threw an absolute conniption at his local Checkers drive thru when he was told the fast food restaurant was out of lettuce. He was arrested after trying to break the drive in glass and overall freaking everyone out. - And we have several listener voice mails and a 'Fact Check Friday' on the hosts Get 20% off your first order, when you visit www.MACKWELDON.com/factor and enter promo code factor. Mack Weldon—reinventing men’s basics. Get special additional interest rate discounts on credit card consolidation loans at www.LIGHTSTREAM.com/factor -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . VOICEMAIL: (512) 270-1480‬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:25.6	Good morning and welcome to another episode of hard factor presented by the barstool news network
1:43.5	It is Florida man Friday the 13th November the 13th
1:49.6	2020 watch the fuck out I'm probably gonna watch Friday the 13th today getting the mood hell yeah remember close to
1:57.6	How are you gonna skip the first one go straight to the ones with with Jason in them
2:03.2	There's one without Jason. Yeah, bro. This is mom Jason one. Yeah, he's not in it at all. Oh, yeah, really? Yeah, it's kind of now
2:13.1	I'll watch I'm gonna watch the ones where he's like killing people in tents and stuff. Yeah, yeah, you gotta start it like three probably
2:18.6	That's all of them which is tits which is titsley Curtis
2:21.7	That's Halloween. That's Halloween. She's not new to that movie. She's new to trading places
2:27.4	Hmm places
2:29.0	Yeah, jinx you owe me Jamie the Curtis is tits
2:32.7	Jinx were social media Todd hey
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