comedian chris porter with us funny bone tonight one show and then two tomorrow nights it's a funny

funny bone in omaha chris porter comedy dot com for dates around the country and also get all his uh

stuff he's got out there including some vinals because you can get all amazon too you mentioned the

vinyl stuff right yes and colline's hanging out with us i'm so happy to have. Chris is just like one of my illegitimate comedy kids. He has been coming here. I've watched him grow up. He was in his 20s when we met him. And to see him, well, he and I had a really fun time at a Rolling Stones concert a couple years ago. Oh, in Vegas. That was like top five nights of all time. Oh, that's right. You had those seats right beside the stage. We had the golden ticket. Literally, it was called the golden ticket. I know. And you can't mind. I saw, I remember those photos of you guys hanging out. How did you obtain the golden ticket? Was it gas too? Yeah, Craig got hers and Zach Myers got mine. Okay. Oh, and you're right there I saw that I made eye contact with Ronnie Wood yeah yeah and I go he goes yeah baby and I was like that counts life is all downhill from there dude it was in, we were hanging out with the lead singer of Korn

and Chris from Five Finger. I remember the photos you guys took Colleen to at least she said a bunch of them. And you're right. It was like he had your own little private show. My son Dan was there, so he took a lot of photos. Oh, yeah. I made out with a rando. You did. Oh, all right.

What was his name?

She was cute.

Ronnie Ward.

He shot that random.

Was it the guy from Korn? out with a rando. You did. Oh, all right. What was his name? She was his name.

Ronnie Wood.

He's not that random, by the way.

Was it the guy from corn? It was the guy from corn. I forgot about you made out with a rando. You told that story before. This is before you met your, you're on with her one at the time, right? No, I wasn't with anyone. I'm not a cheater.

I know.

Either am I.

My ex-wash.

In retrospect.

Did you? Well, he looks like the guy from corn. He does. He does. I don't really follow the look.

He's a real distinct.

Does he wear a... He had a mask on, to be fair. He was being very careful. And he probably wasn't wearing a kilt. I was going to say he didn't have a kilt on. No, but he did have his bagpipes, which I thought was a odd choice. Jonathan Davis? Jonathan Davis, yeah.

Who was Sarando?

You were just, you're rubbing up against her, right?

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