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🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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For it to make you black out from blood loss.

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0:00.0	And then there's this from the email, T&T at T&T Radioempower.com.
0:04.3	Chris says, my wife divorced me because she said I was two Coke bottle caps stacked up.
0:11.4	Much different problem.
0:12.7	Yep.
0:14.2	That's not going to be as fun in court.
0:16.1	No.
0:17.9	That's right, Your Honor.
0:19.1	I got a small penis.
0:21.3	Can we just say I cheated? Yes, Your Honor. I got a small penis. Can we just say I cheated?
0:24.2	Can we just say I cheated?
0:26.0	Can we just say I'mbezzled millions out of our kids' college fund?
0:30.9	Anything with a small penis bit.
0:33.9	Chris Porter Comedy.com is a website.
0:36.4	Chris and Omaha this week as you can't see you next week.
0:38.4	And I see it coming up.
0:39.6	Have you squatted on? Chris Porter has a big weiner.com. Yeah. Nobody has. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually own it. No one's going to it. And I see you're at Jimmy Kimmel's Club in Vegas. I realize he doesn't live in Vegas. but does you ever show up there?
0:52.5	Actually, that should have been.
0:54.7	I was not there?
0:55.2	I'm sorry.
0:55.7	It's on your website.
0:56.8	It is on my website.
0:57.9	They can't. Vegas, but does you ever show up there? Actually, that should have...
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