#109 - Week 17 Picks: Return of Beastmode, danger for the Eagles, and the Jameis 30-30 Watch

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🗓️ 27 December 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Despite taking a rough tumble down the stairs on Christmas Eve, Florio is ready to make his Week 17 picks with Simms: (4:10) Browns-Bengals: Can Freddie Kitchens do anything to save his job? (7:20) Falcons-Bucs: The Jameis 30-30 Watch is here and it's spectacular (10:35) Bears-Vikings: Does Mike Zimmer need to play his guys to regain momentum after a MNF flop? (16:45) Saints-Panthers: Amazingly, the Saints could be 13-3 playing on Wild Card weekend (20:10) Packers-Lions: Rodgers vs Blough- how do you think it'll turn out? (23:00) Jets-Bills: Perhaps the biggest 'What If' team gets a chance to finish on a high note (27:20) Chargers-Chiefs: Does KC have an incentive to lose and setup a first round game with the Bills? (31:15) Dolphins-Patriots: Can Brian Flores ruin the bye for Bill Belichick? (33:50) Cardinals-Rams: Changes are coming in LA (35:50) Colts-Jaguars: Can Doug Marrone do anything to save his job? And could Gardner Minshew make himself some money with a good performance? (39:35) Raiders-Broncos: Oakland's improbable chance at the playoffs (42:35) Steelers-Ravens: RG3 gets a showcase game, and will the Ravens regret not knocking out their rival? (47:30) Titans-Texans: Should Houston rest up or gun for the 3-seed? (51:05) Redskins-Cowboys: If you don't think Dallas could blow this game, then you don't know Dallas (55:30) Eagles-Giants: Despite last week's win, danger looms for Philly (58:30) Florio declares victory in 2019, but the ruling is up for dispute (1:00:05) 49ers-Seahawks: How much impact will Marshawn Lynch have? (1:11:30) Best Bets: Over/Unders might be the better play than going against the spread.

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0:00.0	You look tired.
0:02.2	You know what, though?
0:03.7	It could be worse because I felt on the steps the other day.
0:05.8	So I could look dead right now.
0:07.4	So how is your butt bone feeling after falling down the basement stairs?
0:11.8	Somehow was largely unscathed but for an injured butt bone, but we powered through.
0:18.1	Oh, baby, Florio's ass is bruised, but he powered through somehow.
0:24.6	I don't know how he's done it.
0:26.6	How is your ass feeling a few hours later?
0:29.6	Feeling better, did it feel good to get up, stretch it out a little bit, move around?
0:33.6	How does it feel when you first get off the chair?
0:36.6	Because I've had the bruised ass bone before.
0:39.1	It's really difficult.
0:40.4	It's going to bother you.
0:42.0	It feels like there is some sort of a knife and or ice pick that is jamming right into the bottom of my ass.
0:49.1	And when I stand up, it, you know, not up, but like it's not's not like you know the red hot poker that you talk
0:58.0	about it's more external right this isn't going very well no but anyway it hurts right now i'm fine
1:04.0	right now i'm fine and i and i ordered a butt pillow that has like the hole in the middle so you
1:09.0	you you take the pressure off of the tailbone by the the time it arrives, I'll probably be healed. Hold on, hold on. I, I have breaking news. Breaking news, we have exclusive footage of this incident via, uh, this is not funny. I am not going to appreciate this. There he is. There he is. Whoa, there it goes. That's not funny at all.
1:28.8	And that would have been worse.
1:30.5	I did more of the, it was like a sled ride without a sled or snow.
1:38.1	Yes.
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