#108 - #AskMeAnything Holiday Edition: Cowboys collapsing, Chiefs peaking & Home Alone plot hole

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Chris Simms

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🗓️ 23 December 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

With the holidays upon us and the playoff picture rounding into form, Chris & Ahmed open up the mailbag to answer your questions. (3:00) Are the coaches or the players to blame for the Cowboys collapse? (7:50) Why did the Cowboys go away from Ezekiel Elliott? (10:50) How to fix the Cowboys? "I'd fire the coaching staff." (13:05) Are the Eagles destined for the NFC Championship? (15:50) Does the Simms family open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? (17:50) How did Emmanuel Sanders get wide open on 3rd & 16? (22:45) Why is Kyle Shanahan still giving carries to Tevin Coleman? (24:40) How to fix the Rams next season (26:00) We finally clear up how to pronounce Jaquiski Tartt (29:45) Chris already has his pick for 49ers-Seahawks (32:00) Can Marshawn Lynch save Seattle? (35:10) Is Chandler Jones a superstar? (37:00) "They lost me at 'egg' and 'nog'" (39:40) Can the Chiefs win the Super Bowl without a bye? (42:25) Chris gives an early Super Bowl prediction (45:10) How could Kevin McAllister mistime his mac 'n' cheese? (48:15) Speed Round: Simms' favourite O-line & D-line players? (50:45) What kind of gel does Chris put in his hair? (52:00) Is Phish the best live band in the world? (53:35) Bills-Patriots: Does Chris have renewed faith in the Pats offense? (55:05) What is Bill Belichick writing in his notebook? (57:10) Was John Brown's TD on Stephon Gilmore or Devin McCourty? (1:00:45) Is Tre'Davious White a Top 5 CB? (1:03:45) Chris names his Defensive Player of the Year (1:04:35) Should the Ravens play their starters against the Steelers? (1:06:00) Are the Packers a Super Bowl dark horse? (1:08:35) Hot Seat Speed Round: Will Derek Carr be on the Raiders next season? (1:11:15) Is Lincoln Riley a fit for the Redskins? (1:12:40) Who is the Giants next head coach? (1:14:40) Most underwhelming player this year?

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0:00.0	You want to do the pop quiz first?
0:07.0	We got to ask this.
0:08.0	Okay, this is unrelated to our list here.
0:10.0	But here's the pop quiz.
0:12.0	Phil, your son has been racking his brain with this for the last hour since we asked him.
0:16.0	Well, that won't take long to rack that brain.
0:19.0	Damn, Merry Christmas, Dad. Thank you so much.
0:22.3	He never misses an opportunity. No, he does not. And I'll be seeing him tomorrow on Christmas Eve. That'd be good. How's he feeling? He's doing good, yeah. He was under the weather. Yeah, he seems okay. He was doing the show yesterday on CBS, so he's fine. He's good. Don't worry about him. Don't worry about him.
0:36.1	He's got enough coffee.
0:36.9	He works two days a week.
0:38.5	Relax.
0:39.1	Okay?
0:40.0	Relax.
0:40.6	He's good.
0:41.0	But he was like bedroom. So he's fine. He's good. Don't worry about him. Don't worry about him. He's got enough caught. He works two days a week. Relax. He works two days a week. He works.
0:41.2	Like bedridden and having some vomiting issues. Vomiting issues. Yes, he was. You both were very open with that.
0:47.4	Yeah, yeah, yep. He was puking his brains out. But hello everyone. It's Monday, December 23rd. Week 16 is in the books, Chris Sims, Ahmed Farid. And you may notice, you may not, that we have a new desk here. We're big time. I don't know if you've kind of heard kind of a big deal around here. Yeah. Kind of a big deal. Can you please hide your energy cancer drink? Put it in there a little farther, okay? I'm trying to not promote cancer on this podcast. The problem is if I put it too close to my feet. And you spilt it already and it smells like it. It did. And it's party foul. I sopped up most of it with paper towels. Sopped up most of it. I like the desk. I'm a fan because what I think they have the open concept.
1:28.8	Yeah.
1:29.3	So you get to show our sneakers.
1:30.8	The tennis shoes here. Right. We did just touch left feet. Which you can't see, thankfully, which is why they put the thing in the middle. It's my right foot though, just so you know. Oh, okay. Right. We also have the button thing in the front, but I hear in the near future we're getting something that's more three-dimension.
1:46.3	Oh, that's what I hear in the near future, we're getting something that's more three-dimension.
1:46.6	Oh, that's what I hear. That's what I hear. I'm excited, though. I like this. It feels more comfortable. I feel better.
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