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🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. |
| 0:03.0 | I'm Angela. And I'm Damien. Sorry, when Amanda's here... Am I supposed to... That's what I'm still not learning. So Amanda, look... Amanda always introduced the guest. But I get it wrong every time. Like, I usually am saying, I'm Damien, then Amanda goes like, and then like... Yeah. But you're your own host. You're doing your own thing. And I kind of just say my name and then look over. |
| 0:23.2 | But I'll do it. |
| 0:23.7 | I got it, ready? |
| 0:24.5 | All right. And then like, it gets mad at me. But you're your own host. You're doing your own thing. |
| 0:21.0 | And I kind of just say my name and then look over. |
| 0:23.2 | But I'll do it. |
| 0:23.7 | I got it. |
| 0:24.1 | Ready? |
| 0:24.6 | All right. |
| 0:24.9 | Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. |
| 0:36.6 | I'm Shane. I'm Angela. And here with me is Damien Haas. Thanks for having me, Angela. What's up, guys? Can I be so real? I liked your original way better because it lets me say my name and not just be like, what do I say after? |
| 0:36.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.8 | This is Damien. |
| 0:38.4 | I'm like, yep. |
| 0:39.6 | That's true. |
| 0:39.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.7 | But how are you? |
| 0:41.2 | What do you doing? |
| 1:12.6 | How are you what do you do it how you feeling I'm feeling great thank you I I know y'all just filmed an episode before this just a little you know behind the curtains and I heard laughter the whole time I want to get on your level I'm ready to be a goofball and I'm still waking up so this episode's a little impromptu. We were going to have a guest today. A guest we're very excited about. They weren't able to make it. Rhymes with Shali Narton. Dolly Parton was supposed to be. No, I'm kidding. Sorry, go back. No, no, no. We're going to keep that in because that's good. Angela, you get one take that out per episode. Yeah, you could be this. |
| 1:13.6 | And you could be this. |
| 1:14.6 | You fired it off so you don't get to take anything else out. How funny would it be if we just said Nick Cage was going to be here? You know, it's crazy. I was also thinking the same joke. same joke. I was just like, I almost was like, let's just say it was the 42nd President of the United States. |
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