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🗓️ 1 September 2025
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| 0:00.0 | I'm gonna try to stay on FLEC organically and don't laugh, guys, okay? It's gonna be somewhere in the next hour, okay? Save it for the monologue. Okay, be serious, be serious guys. Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Angela and I'm still getting used to this. And introduce it. And, okay, thank you. And with us today, one of my favorite people in the world, Mick McHales. Bring your son to work day. It's bring your son to work day. I've been getting shown around the office. Angela, let me have a piece of chocolate. I'm feeling really good. Whenever we bring a guest in, we give them some chocolate. Just little piece. Well, actually, as you come closer to the Smosh headquarters here in Rancho Cucamonga, there are little trails of chocolate leading up to the front door. Thank you for the shuttle bus out here. No, no problem. It's a long drive. Wouldn't give me the address. And so on a disclosed location to a shuttle bus out to Rancho Cucamonga, which I was not anticipating. We've started saying that we are there, and I think it's now canon for fans to think we're there. I think we'll move there for sure. Yeah. One day we'll move to Rancho Cucamonga. Rancho Cucamonga. Yeah. Rancho Cucamonga. Rancho Cucamonga. Rancho, space. Cucca, space. No, cuckamonga is one word. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. |
| 1:13.7 | Cucamonga. |
| 1:13.8 | Why don't I think it was No. Cucamonga is one word. |
| 1:26.6 | Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Why don't think it was Rancho Cucamongo? I don't know. It makes sense. It's fine. No, let's dive into it. Today we're talking about why we think weird things. Are you kidding? Today we're talking about weird stuff. We have Vic McAlas here. This is so fun. Hey, guys. |
| 1:45.7 | We're going to, at some point, like, test our acting chops today. Yeah. We've got some monologues. We've got three actors here. I'm so excited. Yeah. Genuinely, when I heard that this was a monologue episode, because I am a little bit of a theater head. a little bit of a theater. |
| 1:46.7 | Did you go to acting school? |
| 1:45.0 | I took a little bit of a theater head. A little bit of a theater. Did you go to acting school? |
| 1:47.0 | I took a lot of acting classes. |
| 1:49.0 | I never went to acting school, and I actually don't have much theater experience. |
| 1:52.0 | School of... |
| 1:53.0 | Really? Nickelodeon. |
| 1:54.0 | No, because our fans have heard this so many times, but I started acting in fifth grade, |
| 2:00.0 | and I did like one community theater play. |
| 2:03.2 | And then from there I started taking an acting class. Which play? Best Christmas pageant ever or what? Ooh. Yeah. It was a weird one. It was fun. Musical? Straight play. No, straight play. And then I got to an acting class and from there like very quickly they're like you should get an agent. You should go out for commercials. |
| 2:18.9 | And then it was like, you need to go out for pilot season. |
| 2:19.3 | Was that out here? |
| 2:20.3 | This was in Arizona. |
| 2:21.0 | Oh, okay. |
| 2:22.7 | And then very quickly from there. |
| 2:30.2 | So in a couple, yeah, not Rancho Cucamonga. I've made it to the big leagues now. Great. You know, you break into Hollywood, but then you've got to break into Rancho Cucamonga. And I know a lot of people in Hollywood that have a house in L.A. |
| 2:32.7 | A house in Rancho Cucamonga. |
| 2:33.9 | Yeah. People think Hidden Hills is hard to get into. |
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