107. Modern Dating Mishaps, With Comedian Hannah Berner
Marriage and Martinis
Adam Silverstein
4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
It's been over twenty years since Danielle and Adam were in the dating game. They asked millennial reality star (Bravo's "Summer House") and stand-up comic, Hannah Berner, to fill them in on everything they're missing. Danielle and Adam quickly find out they are way too old, exhausted, and lame to partake in the single lifestyle of today. Hannah very patiently explains apps like Tinder and Hinge, and hilariously breaks down some of the worst dates and relationships she's ever had (don't listen around the kids). Danielle has to refrain from being the big sister/mom advice-giver and just listen as Hannah details some of her most awkward and questionable moments trying to find a life partner. Adam feels as though he's being spoken to in a different language (what's an "eskimo sister," anyway?) with all the lingo that Hannah introduces to them. Danielle and Adam learned a lot (maybe too much) this episode and had so much fun with Hannah as she talked to them about trying to date and balance her life as an up-and-coming "entrepreneurial powerhouse."
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Check out Hannah on this season of Summer House in Bravo and find out more about her at hannahberner.com
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| 0:00.0 | May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get |
| 0:08.0 | 10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. And Oh, Hey guys, welcome back to Marjor Martinez. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm Adam. |
| 0:44.0 | Here's. |
| 0:45.0 | Hey, |
| 0:52.0 | Welcome back to Merager Martinez. |
| 0:53.2 | I'm Adam. |
| 0:54.2 | Here's Daniel. |
| 0:55.2 | Hello. |
| 0:56.2 | Have I ever been so confused during a recording of one of our episodes, which you'll |
| 1:02.0 | hear easily in this interview. |
| 1:04.0 | Well, we're so far removed from the dating scene. |
| 1:08.0 | But we were with Hannah Burner, by the way. |
| 1:10.0 | We should mention that. |
| 1:11.0 | Yep. |
| 1:12.0 | And I didn't know what she was talking about, what she was, I was so confused, I didn't know what to say, |
| 1:21.0 | I felt like I was quiet most of the time, but what I was saying was trying to ask her to repeat what she said or explain. |
| 1:27.0 | I didn't get it. |
| 1:28.0 | Millennial? Yes. Well, it was sort of like being picked up off of Earth and just dropped on another planet |
| 1:34.6 | because it's been over 20 years for us since we've been in the dating scene and |
| 1:39.5 | a lot happens in 20 years. |
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