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🗓️ 23 December 2018
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Like Santa himself, Tim Gordon and I have made a list, checked it twice, and have found out which Christmas movies are naughty or nice. Tim, as you will remember from Episode 80, is the author of Catholic Republic: How America Will Perish Without Rome and the co-host with Dr. Taylor Marshall on their popular podcast/YouTube channel.
This is a free-wheeling dueling rants about Christmas classics and clunkers from the point of view of cinephilic Catholic dads. Say what you like, but our opinions are correct, I tell you. Well, mine are...
Love, Actually (pornish as is-- use VidAngel!)
A Christmas Carol (George C. Scott)
Disney’s A Christmas Carol (Jim Carrey)
Special mention of the remake of 3:10 To Yuma, no extra charge.
And don’t worry, no Christmas movies involving Tim Allen were mentioned. Shudder. You’re welcome.
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0:00.0 | Welcome to episode 106 of the Patrick Coffin Show. |
0:03.3 | Welcome to the special, extra special episode of the Patrick Coffin Show just in time for Christmas. |
0:08.6 | We're going to talk about Christmas clunkers and classics, movies that you must watch before you die that qualify as Christmas movies. |
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