107. Cardinal Larson in “The Night of the Historical Jesus”

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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A talking dog found today’s guest, who delivers a Story about SPICY, oh so sweet LOVE. Cardinal Larson, you rascal, and also: you tragic lover. Listen to this high octane friggin ride, and ask yourself: are you TOUGH ENOUGH to defend your love from a scorned A-list celebrity congregant? Invocation Cardinal Larson Returns Liturgical Reading: “The Night of the Historical Jesus” A Cardinal’s Goodbye What a dang thrillhouse, hot hoo hoo. Come on back for more in two weeks. Merch, for Zanes: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt Patreon, for Zeta-Joneses: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Welcome again, brothers, sisters, and siblings.
0:23.1	It's chaos outside.
0:26.0	Absolute chaos.
0:28.4	Grease storms all day and night.
0:31.1	Is it any safer to go out?
0:32.8	No.
0:33.5	Has anything changed?
0:34.8	Absolutely not.
0:35.9	In fact, it's probably worse. And yet here we are all gathered in a church. Why? It's because we're selfish. Selfish for this story. The story must be told.
0:52.7	We've missed you all so much, but we know you're not here for us.
0:59.7	We've been here the whole time.
1:03.0	No, there's only one cardinal who could bring us together.
1:09.1	How did we find him?
1:10.7	How?
1:11.8	Well, the friendly pup of the story, Woodrow the talking dog,
1:15.8	fled our church in a salivating fervor.
1:19.2	Out into the raging Greece storms,
1:21.5	he fought paw over paw from coast to coast
1:25.0	until he found our good cardinal, the one, the only.
1:30.6	Help me out, Sister Callista.
1:32.3	Why, it's...
1:33.6	Oh, story, it's Cardinal Larson!
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