106: Stranger Thongs
The Headgum Podcast
Headgum
5.0 • 919 Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2022
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Headgum's newest account manager, Brad, joins Marika, Grayson, and Geoff to discuss Geoff's foster cat, strange g-strings, and the Balldo®!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. |
| 0:07.0 | Previously on the headgum podcast. |
| 0:10.0 | I have a degenerative eye condition. Yummy. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, two degenerative eye conditions. |
| 0:15.0 | I have a pinguecula on all four sides of my eyes, |
| 0:18.0 | which are like pink growths. |
| 0:19.0 | Well, they're just actually growths. |
| 0:21.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.0 | What is it called? Pink growth yolas. |
| 0:24.0 | And you wonder why you weren't let on Riah, dude. |
| 0:27.0 | This is why they don't let |
| 0:28.0 | pinglecula motherfuckers on Riah. |
| 0:30.0 | No, thank you. |
| 0:31.0 | No, thank you. |
| 0:32.0 | No, thank you. No, thank you. I was denied before the growth occurred. |
| 0:34.4 | They look at your profile, they see it. |
| 0:36.2 | Pachellon sounds like the production company that made Futurama. |
| 0:39.2 | Pachellon, that's literally what that sounds like, dude. |
| 0:42.3 | This is bullshit. |
| 0:43.4 | I mean, you guys are uposting my eyes. |
| 0:46.6 | And then what's the other one? |
| 0:48.0 | Does it have a better name or not? |
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